Mohs held his breath as he stepped closer and closer to the library.  Van had called him there earlier, and he was so nervous.  What would they talk about?  Mohs hoped he wouldn't sweat too much in front of the foxy Van.  With his sexy looking eyebrows and beard.  He was enough to make puppies cry!!  Yum!  Mohs licked his lips!  As he opened the heavy doors to the library he suddenly had a sort of tingling sense that the sexy man was within 10 meters of Mohs. Sweat dripped down his overly large forehead "*bleeeeeeeep* it!!!!" he swore in his head, "How embarrassing in front of the fergalicious Vandesdelca!"  "OH MOHS" Van cried out, "I've been looking for you Grand Maestro!"  Suddenly it was hard for Mohs to breath.  Van, looking for him??  the thought made Mohs' insides turn at the very thought.  "W-what did you wish to talk about, Van?"  Van looked at him, his face serious. "I'll be blunt," he said, "Your long hair, your funky hat, your dress thingie!  You look so....kawaii!!!"  Mohs almost passed out at the words!!  VAN THOUGHT HE WAS PRETTY???  "And your so chubby!  And that's why I want you!"  Van leaned over to the trembling mohs, his chin cupped in his hand. He leaned over and gently touched his lips with his.  The kiss seemed to last a lifetime,  though it was only a couple of seconds.  To Mohs, it was heaven on earth.  Van tasted sort of like strawberries...SEXY STRAWBERRIES!  Van seemed to read his mind.  "I use strawberry lip gloss!  It makes me feel pretty!"  Mohs smiled, "You're ALWAYS pretty!" "OH Mohs! You are such an Uke!!!"  Suddenly, a voice called out, "Van!  What are you doing here?" It was Guy!  "Wait Guy!" Van said, "It's not what it looks like!"  Guy's eyes widened with every breath.  "It looks like you're in a library, KISSING Grand Maestro Mohs!!"  "Well," Van said slowly, "I guess it is what it looks like-" "HEY!  BACK OFF MAN!" Mohs interupped. "YOU'RE JUST JELOUS BECAUSE VAN LIKES ME BETTER!  SO...THERE!!!  CAN YOU DEAL WITH THAT?" Guy looked curiously at Mohs.  "Well you know what??  We're through, Van!  I think I'll just make out with the next guy I see!!"  Suddenly, the library door opened and an unexpecting red-head came in.  Guy jumped into action and gave the boy a big smooch before he could realize who it was.  It was luke!  Guy blushed as he looked into Luke's eyes.  He took a step back, embarrested, but Luke pulled him closer and they passionately made out.  Mohs stared in disbelief.  Van turned to him and said, "Wanna randomly make out?" "What the heck?" Mohs answered.  And so, Van and Mohs as well as Guy and Luke made out until they could not make out anymore!

THE SMEXY END!!